If you're one of the many spandex-wearing superheroes in NCsoft's City of Heroes, or one of the hordes of aspiring overlords in City of Villains, then you'd better take this news update for the important warning that it is.

The Issue 12 Villain Epic Archetypes have been revealed, via a video briefing by none other than Major Tasker of unit Longbow. For heroes, this is bad news - for villains, well, just rub your hands together evilly as you find out just what sort of hardware you can pack when Issue 12 hits.

So, what's in the video? Well, besides Major Tasker colorfully describing the new Villain Epic Archetypes, quite a lot. We learn about the rifle-wielding Wolf Spider class and the martial-arts inclined Blood Widow spider class, as well as their very awesome career paths when they hit level 24. Definitely daunting enemies in their own right, and very awesome villains to boot.

Enjoy the video!